Saturday, October 23, 2004

Freudian slip...

I received a call from a political pollster today. After asking about several state races, she inquired, "If the Presidential election was held today, would you vote for George Bush or John Kennedy." Opting to give her a graceful way out of it, I replied, "Excuse me?" She didn't catch on and just assumed I hadn't heard her. "Ma'am, if the election were held today would you vote for George W. Bush or John Kennedy?" I said, "Considering that John Kennedy is dead, I guess I'd vote for George Bush." There was embarrassed laughter on the other end and a muffled apology. "I'm sorry, I meant John Kerry."
Kerry will be glad to hear that he has successfully brainwashed at least one person into thinking he's a Kennedy.

2 Comments:

Blogger Chastity said...

That's hilarious!! I would have died laughing!

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